One is never above being star struck I have discovered. Here I was, a seemingly sophisticated, worldly journalist with a reasonable reputation, working freelance for several prestige publications when I was suddenly and surprisingly star struck by Gene Wilder in his role as “Willy Wonker”. I found his slightly mad blue eyes mesmerizing and decided there and then that I would interview him and perhaps with a little bit of luck attract him. As though such things happened between journalists and movie stars in Hollywood!! One thing I knew for certain. Being a journalist made me more desirable to his press agent.
My first letter to his agent was short and to the point. Was Gene available for interview for an Australian magazine?
Much to my surprise I received a letter from the man himself. Why yes of course he would be available, and he was humbled by my wanting to interview him and flattered by my comments. I was half in love with him already. How do they cope, these poor misunderstood movie stars when star struck female journalists set their sights on them?
He lived in BelAir, a verdant and affluent suburb in the hills above LA. The winding road twisted up the mountainside past high walls hiding massive houses on acres of gardens. My heart was racing as I got out of the taxi and walked up the crazy paved drive clutching my recorder in one hand. The house was rustic, built from a type of sandstone. Gene greeted me personally. There was no one else in sight, no secretary or PA, just your average movie star offering me a cup of tea. I picked my tea bag from a variety. The large sitting room ran off a functional kitchen and opened out onto a pool area, visible through sliding glass walls. My tape recorder was down on battery. How stupid could I get! My host scrambled around on the floor and plugged in my recorder while I sipped tea to stop my tongue from sticking to the roof of my mouth.
The settee was a trap of down-filled cushions into which I sunk uncontrollably. Even if a fire broke out I would have been unable to get up out of it.
Gene was taller than I thought he would be; his eyes less vibrant blue in real life, a little bloodshot even. From how he was dressed I guessed he was a man of good taste, European even. He wore casual linen trousers and a lightweight cashmere sweater and his shoes looked hand-made. Unlike a lot of my American friends, he drank tea and not coffee, well when I was there at least.
I launched into a bunch of questions to set the ball rolling. He sunk into the cushions beside me and answered the questions easily in his lain-back voice, which lulled me into a semi-conscious fog. Going back over the tape of that interview I like to think it sounded like pillow talk. But – how deluded was I? – the interview concluded and nothing happened! No hint of interest on his part; no arm on the settee draped tantalizingly close to my shoulder! But if nothing else I am tenacious. I needed photographs didn’t I? I had to return with a photographer to complete my assignment.
A week or so later we did the photography. I worked with a local photographer. The session was so much more relaxed then my interview the week before had been. After photography we retired to the kitchen where I dunked my tea bag as Gene poured. We chatted easily and before I took off down the mountain, I gave Gene my telephone number just in case he thought of other things to mention in the article, which would after all promote his films.
It could have been a fortnight later and my interview with Gene had sunk in priority under a mound of assignments coming in from home. I’m a simple girl at heart and unused to gadgets of any description so when the phone started ringing on a Saturday morning I was busy burning toast and wondering why the small apartment that I rented had suddenly become filled with a loud clanging noise. I lifted the receiver and recognized his laid-back voice; a tad alarmed “What is that!” Needless to say I felt a fool because I didn’t have a clue what it was. The Building could have been on fire for all I knew. “ Is that your smoke alarm? His voice verged on hysteria, he was sounding a little like Leo Bloom in The Producers. “What are you burning”?
I had no idea that the round flat disc on my ceiling was a smoke alarm. I rescued my smouldering blackened toast from the smoking toaster, grabbed the telephone and asked, “What should I do?” My movie star handyman issued instructions which I followed to the letter. When finally I climbed down off the chair and grabbed the phone once again I could not believe it when he asked me if I was free for dinner that night. I could not believe he would ask such an idiot out for dinner.
I learned a lot about Gene Wilder on that memorable date. We ate Japanese in an indoor-outdoor restaurant. In the courtyard where we were seated a couple beside us were feeling the cold but the radiator above their table had a loose connection and wasn’t working. To my amazement, my handyman movie star date climbed up onto a chair and fixed their radiator for them. No, we were not a love match; in fact we didn’t even develop a lasting friendship. I wish we could have done because apart from being a Hollywood movie star I had the good fortune of having dinner with an amazing human being of astounding humility and one of nature’s true gentle men.
I never saw Gene again. The following week he flew to New York to film The Lady In Red. On the set he met Gilda Radnor whom he later married — and the rest is history.